May
1st
Fri
1st
Apr
15th
Wed
15th
Make me a sandwich bitch!
maybe not the worst thing to say. it’s in our instinct, as men, to want to be providers but sometimes it’s nice being taken care of. what’s better than having a nice sandwich at work? it keeps up your energy levels and general happiness for the rest of your shit filled afternoon, and hopefully through to when you’re home later. So the next time you think “crude remark” instead think “working on our relationship and only trying to make you happy”
thanks,
the bread, meat and condiment importers of north america
Apr
13th
Mon
13th
Illustrated with emotion by Thom Waldrop.
no means no
question marks mean is that all you’ve got
Apr
6th
Mon
6th
Breakfast Cake
Two layers of egg, sausage, bacon, cheese quiche with country gravy in between, topped with gravy icing garnished with bacon bits.
(submitted by Gabriel)
if you aren’t adopting under privileged kids and naming them OJ how can you make your heart feel great from the moment you wake up?
Feb
11th
Wed
11th
(via scottmeetsfamilycircus)
it’s been long enough that if you haven’t seen then ZOMG SEE. this ones also my favorite and i wish he’d post more
Feb
9th
Mon
9th
epic english E-instrument playing
i feel like a dirty journalist but everybody’s joked about rockband by now.
this guy is posing a british rock come back the likes of Paul McCartney at the GRAMMYS! segway.
great
this place is so great. seriously. beyond the bullshit lets be happy for a second. i enjoy life.
Jan
29th
Thu
29th
Urban Dictionary: thunderblast
We Made It!
i thought thunderblasting had to do with finishing up and sneezing at the same time. this sounds much easier and more exiciting.
